| Accident and
Emergency ~ Unplanned pregnancy followed (nine months
later) by unplanned birth.
Airway ~ The flight
path.
Analgesia ~ Paracetamol suppository.
Anus
~ A Latin word for 'year'.
Appendix ~ At
the end of a book.
Arsenic ~ Incision for
pilonidal sinus.
Artery ~ The study of Painting.
Art
Line ~ Route to the galleries.
Ascites
~ Failure to ensure pre-operative marking of the site.
Aspergers
~ No nonsense bowel preparation.
Asphalt
~ Rectal problems.
Astigmatism ~ Not feeling
left out at all.
Asymmetry ~ Matching buttocks.
Ataxia
~ Mode of transport with complimentary political commentary.
Atopic
~ The focus of the conversation.
Atrophy ~
We won the cup!
Auto-Eroticism ~ Got a thing
about cars. Bacteria ~ The back door of
the cafeteria.
Barium ~ What undertakers
do best.
Bile Bag ~ Sharp-tongued woman.
Blood
Test ~ Confirming paternity.
Bowel ~
A letter like A, E, I, O, or U.
Bronchopneumonia
~ Rodeo rider's chest infection.
Bronchospasm
~ Rodeo Rider's range of movement after being trampled. Caesarean
Section ~ A ritzy neighborhood in Rome.
Cannulation
~ Preserving food in vacuum-sealed containers.
Cardiology
~ Study of front-fastening knitwear.
Cat Scan
~ Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize ~ Made eye
contact with her.
Charge Nurse ~ One with
a certificate in defibrillation.
Chest Drain
~ Breast reduction.
Cholera ~ Arrest That
Woman!
Clinical Director ~ Receptionist at
the outpatient area.
Clotting Time ~ Time
to assess that idiot.
Colic ~ A sheep dog.
Colonoscope
~ Device for checking punctuation.
Coma ~
Punctuation mark.
Comatose ~Peripheral vascular
patients' pedal digits.
Compound Fracture
~ Interesting fracture generating more interest.
Computed
Axial Tomography ~ Scanning system for male cats.
Condom ~ An apartment complex.
Congenital
~ Friendly.
Copulation ~ Sex between two
consenting policemen.
Cunnilingus ~ Can speak
LOTS of languages.
Cytology ~ The study of
vision.
Cytotoxic ~ Can be irritating to the
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