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"Did you hear about the nurse that died and went to hell? Two weeks to realise she wasn't still at work!"

.... More Ideopathic Jokes

"The number of staff to be found on the ward is inversely proportional to the scale of the emergency."

  ... More Murphy's Nurses

Anus ~ A Latin word for 'year'.
Barium ~ What undertakers do best
Drip Stand ~ No seating for idiots

... More Nurse's Dictionary

"Real Nurses Don't Eat Quiche"
"Nurses Do It With Gloves On"
"Nurses Do It With Patience"

... More Nurse Bumper Stickers

"James is 87, the sweetest of patients, one of nature's gentlemen. Just the other day when I was ...

... More Nursing Narratives

"Dr Hui ['wee'] was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi ['pee'].

... More Coincidental Nurses

"Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?"
"I never make rash promises !"

... More Doctor, Doctor Jokes

"The patient states that he has been feeling much better since he stopped drinking and going to church."

... More Nurse Writing

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