| Tablet
~ A small table.
Tachycardia ~ Unfunny greetings
card.
Terminal Illness ~ Getting sick at
the airport.
Theatre Dressing ~ Put your glad
rags on, we're going to see a show!
Theatre Orderly
~ Just making sure we're ready for the next operation.
Titrate
~ Drinking enough to forget your cares without falling
over.
Total Hip Replacement ~ restoration
of cool.
Total Parenteral Nutrition ~ preference
for Mom's Home Cooking.
Trial Without Catheter
- No avoiding voiding before your case comes up.
T-Tube
~ A straw for hot drinks; a bombilla.
Tumor
~ More than one. Ultrasound Scan ~ Safe
and sensible way to examine a patient.
Umbilical
cord ~ Part of a parachute.
Upper GI ~
High ranking soldier.
Urination ~ A new country.
Urine ~ You're not out.
Urology ~ Home
study for egomaniacs. Vagus Nerve ~ Staying
calm while gambling away your hard-earned cash.
Varicose
Veins ~ Veins which are too close together.
Vein ~ Conceited.
Ventilator ~ Air
con.
Vital Signs ~ Important posters.
Volvulus
~ Swedish car envy. Ward Round ~ No corners
for the patients to hide in.
Warfarin ~ Inclined
to be argumentative.
WHO Solution ~ Checking
the ID bracelet. Yankeur Sucker ~ Naive
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