| Radiology ~ Never missing your favourite
show on the radio. Rectum ~ Dang near killed 'em. Redivac
~ Hoover for hire. Rhesus Factor ~ Reality TV for monkeys. RTA
~ Dyslexic expression of creativity or imagination, or both Safety Pin
~ Restraint manouvreused by security personnel. Secretion ~ Hiding anything.
Seizure ~ Roman Emperor. Senna ~ Record-breaking Brazilian racing
driver. Senna Tablets ~ Make you go. Faster. Serology ~ Study
of English knighthood. Sickle Cell ~ Communist spy ring. Skin Graft
~ Bribery and corruption in plastic surgery. Sliding Scale ~ Drunkeness
defined by the frequency of falls. S.O.B ~ Not a nice guy. Social
Workers ~ people who promote a friendly atmosphere at work. Sphincter
~ What Pharaohs are buried in. Staph ~ Your colleagues. Stat
~ Like New York or California. Sternum ~ The unfunny bone. Stool
Chart ~ Seating options, in order of preference. Stool Specimen
~ Sit there until you provide what we need. Sub Cut ~ Not quite drunk. Sublingual
~ Can hardly talk. Suppository ~ Dining room. Surgical Pad
~ Accomodation for on-call medic. Suspension ~ Expectation of post-retirement
income. Tablet ~ A small table. Tachycardia ~ Unfunny
greetings card. Terminal Illness ~ Getting sick at the airport. Theatre
Dressing ~ Put your glad rags on, we're going to see a show! Theatre
Orderly ~ Just making sure we're ready for the next operation. Titrate
~ Drinking enough to forget your cares without falling over. Total Hip Replacement
~ restoration of cool. Total Parenteral Nutrition ~ preference for Mom's
Home Cooking. Trial Without Catheter - No avoiding voiding before your
case comes up. T-Tube ~ A straw for hot drinks; a bombilla.
Tumor ~ More than one. Ultrasound Scan ~ Safe and sensible
way to examine a patient. Umbilical cord ~ Part of a parachute. Upper
GI ~ High ranking soldier. Urination ~ A new country. Urine
~ You're not out. Urology ~ Home study for egomaniacs. Vagus
Nerve ~ Staying calm while gambling away your hard-earned cash. Varicose
Veins ~ Veins which are too close together. Vein ~ Conceited. Ventilator
~ Air con. Vital Signs ~ Important posters. Volvulus ~ Swedish
car envy. Ward Round ~ No corners for the patients to hide in. Warfarin
~ Inclined to be argumentative. WHO Solution ~ Checking the ID bracelet. Yankeur
Sucker ~ Naive American. |