| Impotent
~ Distinguished, well known.
Influenza ~ Occupational
disease of chimney sweeps.
INR ~ Me and she.
Iritis
~ Grammatically-challenged claim of infallibility.
Iron
Defficiency ~ Letting the laundry pile up again.
Irritable
Hip ~ Frustrated flower child
IVI ~ Climbing
plant that favours walls and ancient structures. Joules
~ Someone’s name. Kg ~ A container
of beer. Labor Pain ~ Getting hurt at work.
Laparoscope
~ Instrument for detecting Eskimaux. Sorry, Innuits.
Lens
~ It belongs to Leonard.
Luer Lock ~ Washroom
security device. Malabsorption ~ Stalking
Malcolm.
Malformation ~ Everyone on parade
seems to be called Malcolm.
Mammogram ~ Urgent
message to mother.
Manometer ~ Device for
measuring masculinity.
Marsupialization ~
Excision of kangaroo.
Menstrual cycle ~ Has
three wheels.
Migraine ~ Farmer asserting
property rights over his crops.
Minor Operation
~ Digging for coal.
Minor Surgery ~ Pediatric
operations.
Miscarriage ~ Poor manual handling
technique.
Misuse of Drugs ~ Substance abuse
by unmarried women.
Monocyte ~ Blind in one
eye.
Morbid ~ A higher offer.
MRSA
~ Mr A's wife. Nasal Speculae ~ Spectacles
without earpieces; Pince-nez.
Neurotic ~ One
who builds castles in the air (see Psychotic).
Nitrates
~ Cheaper than day rates.
Node ~ Was aware
of.
Nurses Uniform ~ They all look equally
underpaid.
Nursery ~ Where health care workers
are reared. O.D. ~ Something strange.
Operation
~ Unable to get to the opera as often as you'd like
to.
Orchidectomy ~ Cutting out unwanted flowers.
Organic ~ Church musician.
Outpatient
~ A person who fainted. | 
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